like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C.S. Lewis (via ewcersei)

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why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

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“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.

suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.

she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.

the party has begun.

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Does anyone else find it kind of heartbreaking that the epilogue of Harry Potter takes place in 3 years? As of September 2016, we’ll have passed the entire timeline of Harry Potter…

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