my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
why are bras called bras
battle ready armor
“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.
suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.
she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.
the party has begun.
Does anyone else find it kind of heartbreaking that the epilogue of Harry Potter takes place in 3 years? As of September 2016, we’ll have passed the entire timeline of Harry Potter…